Worst Jokes Ever
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
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What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.