Worst Jokes Ever
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.