Worst Jokes Ever
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!