Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
