Worst Jokes Ever
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Medusa makes men hard.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.