Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.