What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Worst Jokes Ever
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
