Worst Jokes Ever
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I like balls.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.