Worst Jokes Ever
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.