Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?