Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Parents...
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Panera Bread.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
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