Worst Jokes Ever
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I have a girlfriend.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"