Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Worst Jokes Ever
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
