Worst Jokes Ever
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Give this post the most likes, please?
They are hairy.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.