What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Worst Jokes Ever
The only joke here is the topic.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
