Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Cut.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
rtuiyg.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈