Worst Jokes Ever
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."