Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Yellow is the best.
What is important?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.