Worst Jokes Ever

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

I shit on your furniture.

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Dark humor.

Lorne Armstrong

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

What does America say?

A-marry-ca!

What do Doges like? Memes.