Worst Jokes Ever

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

Did you laugh?

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.