Worst Jokes Ever
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Alya and freshfry talking.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Hiiii!
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!