Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
It's still depression, by the way.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
I'm pregnant.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)