Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.
I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
You're not my dad.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"