Worst Jokes Ever
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
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"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
You suck!
Chihuahua?
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Mad Pussy.