Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.