Worst Jokes Ever
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?