Worst Jokes Ever
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Your hairline looks like a car!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
You
You
You're the cow.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Your mom gay.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.