Worst Jokes Ever
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Speed.
heehee
Orphan joke.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why is Gennis gay?
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."