Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Me, myself, and I.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Jake Paul is some ass.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
"Dick me down shorts."
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Legally Blonde.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.