Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Eggshausted.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
"Time"? More like waiting.
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...