Worst Jokes Ever
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."