Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Clap em sis!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.