Worst Jokes Ever
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.