Worst Jokes Ever
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…
A piece of cake.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?