Worst Jokes Ever
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How to not exist: Kys.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?