Worst Jokes Ever
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
How to not exist: Kys.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.