Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. đ
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Whatâs the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why couldnât the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.