Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What's 1 + 1?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.