Worst Jokes Ever
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?