Worst Jokes Ever
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's 1 + 1?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.