Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Clap em sis!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.