Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Banana!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!