Worst Jokes Ever
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.