Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*