Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Worst Jokes Ever
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
You really put the R in special.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
