Worst Jokes Ever
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.