Worst Jokes Ever

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Cooper is funny.

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.