Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."