Worst Jokes Ever

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.

“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.

“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.