Worst Jokes Ever
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Heyyyy sistas!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Why is Gennis gay?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
James Dalton.