Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
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Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
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What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!