Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
My dick hard.
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Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.