Worst Jokes Ever
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.