Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

I found this at school.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

When an African has a twin, your me??

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Why does five plus five equal eleven?

Because it's actually six.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.