Worst Jokes Ever
You are family.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Anybody home? :)
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Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.