Worst Jokes Ever
Joe.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
You gay.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What can you build with people? A boat!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Baal jharne ke upay?