Worst Jokes Ever

Eat my butt.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

Calculate my dick, virgins!

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Imagine being autistic idiots.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Pacman

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

Carter is a pussy.