Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.

Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

97 percent of women...

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:

"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Haha, you're gay!

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

Oliver Savagê.

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.