Worst Jokes Ever
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Asshole.
My chance of finding love.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Fuck off!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Poopies in my undies.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Nick sucks dick.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA