Worst Jokes Ever
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
I knead bread.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.