Abandoned Aisle

  • A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, smartie pants. This joke is about the pun "aisle" vs. "isle". One guy's mad at Costco, the other guy makes a joke that it's not like you're on an abandoned *isle* (like an island). It's funny 'cause the words sound alike, but are spelled differently and mean different things. Here's a fun fact. You won't believe it but the average Costco store is about 146,000 square feet. That's huge, just like your head!

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