A Matter of Size

Listen up, butterball. This joke is all about callin' someone out for being a big boy. The dude knows five chunky people, and he's straight up telling you that you make up most of that group. It's like saying, "Hey, I know a lot of heavy folks, and you're almost all of them!" Ouch. That's gotta sting more than squeezin' into those jeans, tubby.