Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Booooooooooooo!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Seriously, who wants dicks?
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.