Worst Jokes Ever
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Raffie?
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?