Worst Jokes Ever
Look in a mirror.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Suck my butts, queer.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
I have ligma.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.