Worst Jokes Ever
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
I am a sheep.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Abortion is beautiful.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.