Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?

He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.