Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I'm a recovering cake addict.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!

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My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

Sub to Pwediepie!

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Eed?

Hi, how are you today?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhh who?

Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.