Worst Jokes Ever

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

Your momma!

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

Laugh.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

You are fat.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."