Oliver Savage

Oliver Savage jokes

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Virgin

  • Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

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    Pen

  • Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

    Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

    Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

    Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

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  • Girl

  • I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

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