Oliver Savage

Oliver Savage jokes

Virgin

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

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  • Orphan

    An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

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  • Orphan

    Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

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  • Orphan

    You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

    What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

    What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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