Orphan's Problem

Hey, listen up, genius! The orphan wants to off his parents, right? But here's the kicker: he's an orphan! That means his parents are already dead, you numbskull. So, when the random kid says he doesn't have the 'facilities' to do it, he's basically saying, "Duh, they're already six feet under, Einstein!" You know, just like your brain cells will be if you keep missing jokes like this.