Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
School's being safe.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.