Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
Gay air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.