Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
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I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.