Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.