Worst Jokes Ever
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
I love not much.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?