Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.