Worst Jokes Ever
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Mom
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Why are we here?