Worst Jokes Ever
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, โI need your weight, not your phone number.โ
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Whatโs a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
ASH