Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.