Worst Jokes Ever
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
A B C D E F GUN.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.