Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
1+1? Too hard.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.