Worst Jokes Ever
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Have you ever eaten African food?
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.