What's 1 + 1?
Worst Jokes Ever
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Clap em sis!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
