Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.