Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.