Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Hey ummm help!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.