What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Worst Jokes Ever
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
