Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Banana!
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.