Worst Jokes Ever
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.