Worst Jokes Ever

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.