Worst Jokes Ever
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.