Worst Jokes Ever
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.