Worst Jokes Ever
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."