Worst Jokes Ever
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didnât stand a chance against the three of us.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Did you?
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Whatâs something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"Weâve got a runner!"