Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Worst Jokes Ever
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
