Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.