Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!