Worst Jokes Ever
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.