Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Someone dies.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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