Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣