What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Worst Jokes Ever
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
