Worst Jokes Ever
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)