Worst Jokes Ever
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!