Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
1+1? Too hard.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.