Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.