What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Footlong Slipper
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You thinkin' too hard. It's a pun, see? A footlong and slippery thing? Could be a lotta stuff, but here, it's a slipper. Get it? 'Cause it SOUNDS like "slipper"!