Worst Jokes Ever

Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.

My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.

She said we can still be cousins.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

There are more than 2 genders.

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

Asian without "As" is just sin.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.

YEET!

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty-one of them.