Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Fucking Windows updates!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.