Lion's Revenge

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you dum-dum. The joke is that the lion didn't say anything because it was too busy offing the lion tamer. It's funny because it's unexpected and violent, and you, my friend, are neither.

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