Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My life...
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.