God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Hitler's Ticket to Heaven
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Hitler trying to get into heaven by offing himself, because God said whoever kills him gets a free pass. But here's the kicker, genius: killing yourself ain't exactly a ticket to the pearly gates, especially if you're Hitler. Plus, you can't just decide to kill yourself and think you're doing everyone a favor. Suicide is not based. Got it?