Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Priests are priests.
That's wheely (really) sad.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is mad cow disease?
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.