Worst Jokes Ever
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Suc my dic
Tyler