Worst Jokes Ever
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
My life.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I love my family when they're buried alive.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"