Worst Jokes Ever
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.