Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Black people run fast.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Talk to me if you are online.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?