Worst Jokes Ever
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
My friends.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
The earth is flat.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
A Black man walked into a bar.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"