Worst Jokes Ever
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.