Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...