Worst Jokes Ever

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”

What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?

Sells the wheelchair.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.