Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What does a cow say? Moo.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why is the rum gone?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.