Worst Jokes Ever
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.