I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
