Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.