Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.