Worst Jokes Ever
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.