Worst Jokes Ever
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.