Worst Jokes Ever
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What runs but never stops?
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.