Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.