Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.