Worst Jokes Ever
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Why is the rum gone?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!