Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I love Mekhi!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Just ask your dad.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.