Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.