Worst Jokes Ever

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

The more they smile, the less they see.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.