Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
"Homo Simpson"
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
The West is dying.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...