Worst Jokes Ever
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
I weeee is?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.