Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.