Worst Jokes Ever
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Sister.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.