Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Champagne
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?