Worst Jokes Ever
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Where's your mom at?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Hey, Alya.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
an (DYM 83)
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Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.