Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Ily.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.