Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
The West is dying.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.