Worst Jokes Ever
I sat on a chair.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
I am a motherfucker.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
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