Worst Jokes Ever

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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