Worst Jokes Ever
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.