Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.