Worst Jokes Ever
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”