Worst Jokes Ever
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
"Homo Simpson"