Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
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Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)