Kibble jokes
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 馃槑 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.