I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Emo Lawn
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This is a play on words. 'Emo' refers to the subculture known for its association with emotionality, often including sadness, and a tendency towards self-harm. The 'cutting' of the lawn refers to mowing, so the joke is saying that if the lawn was emo, it would mow itself. It's darkly humorous, using a common chore and an angsty stereotype.