Worst Jokes Ever
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What runs but never stops?
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.