Worst Jokes Ever
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?