Worst Jokes Ever
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."