Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."