Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Prank

    • Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

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    • Summer

    • Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.

    Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

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    • Patient

    • A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.

    The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."

    Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.

    Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.

    After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.

    Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"

    The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

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    • Catholic priest

    • Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

    Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

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    • Homework

    • Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”

    The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”

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