Worst Jokes Ever
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.