Worst Jokes Ever
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.